Obama has publicly declared his support for legalising gay marriage.
Which, of course, equates to him running around stealing wedding cakes while twirling his luxurious moustache and going NYEEHEEHEEEEE.
If anything good has come out of this whole North Carolina business it’s that almost everybody I know is saying, with unbounded passion, “what the fuck, guys?”
Now if only more of these people voted. And lived in North Carolina.